My natural hair color is pink

I'm Cleaves and I like a lot of things.
Mmmyep.
  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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startrekrenegades:

if you think that labels don’t matter and nobody should use them, then you’ve probably never experienced the huge, indescribable relief of “oh my god there’s a word for how I feel” and “I’m not the only one”

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu)

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

xombiedirge:

Studio Ghibli Series by Gilang Andrian./ Website

fablemccloud:

flyingpig890:

thegodofseduction:

vivid-imaginations1144:

yencid:

How can you NOT find this cool?

#dragons aren’t dead #they just transformed into cats

TOOTHLESSS

This look never means anything good is going to happen.

 So cute.

divinedorothy:

one of my least favourite posts is that one that’s going round that says “don’t ever let tumblr make you think being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable”

like lol fuck off I encourage you all to be the biggest bunch of fucking narcissistic bitches you physically can be

Like…

"I’m definitely pro-selfie. I think that anybody who’s anti-selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like, ‘Thank you.’ I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you. I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t Google, you know, ‘What does my friend look like today?’ For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world – I think that’s a great thing."
—Ezra Koenig being an angel [x] (via thetectonicplates)

(Source: reti-cent)

ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 

(Source: orcses)

I think Dana and Sarah might be getting me a Ukulele for my birthday.

I hope that’s true ‘cause I really want a Ukulele.

hot guys with no fashion sense

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(Source: phatticuss)

snarkeet:

angryshortfemme:

"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"

??????
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???

What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????

My cousin once got angry and insulted when I told him a lesbian couple wouldn’t want a threesome with him.

????

she-behaves-like-shes-on-fire:

chaotic-genius:

jkimisyellow:

bridgemcgidge:

tan-the-man:

Wow

now THAT is a cool batman tattoo

HOT DAMN

(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))

NO

she-behaves-like-shes-on-fire:

chaotic-genius:

jkimisyellow:

bridgemcgidge:

tan-the-man:

Wow

now THAT is a cool batman tattoo

HOT DAMN

(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))

NO

(Source: tow-tow)

THEME